Licence To Kill

I have received two OUTRAGEOUS letters from the TV Licensing people. I've just moved into a new flat in Oxford, and do not yet have a television. They say they are sending someone round to inspect my property.

Whomever they send round will never forget the lengthy diatribe to which I will subject them.

It will cover the BBC's comprehensive failure to meet its public service requirements, its appallingly biased news coverage, and the FACT that there is NO excuse for compelling people to pay for its services in a multi-channel, multi-media age.