In Reality, I Want To Go To Carolina

I want to take a holiday some time to Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

I want to do stand-up. I want to go and watch the Durham Bulls. I want to hang out with Southern Belles. I want to eat barbecue. I want to look round the campus at UNC. I even want to drink Bud Light.

Anyone wanna come too?

Two Bits Of News

Rebecca's Jewelley has another special offer in the run-up to Mother's Day.

And I have the privilege of performing at George's Jamboree tonight. It's at the Chester Arms in Oxford, and I am getting there for 8pm.

Michael Foot

I have posted a tribute to Michael Foot on ConservativeHome.

And Tomorrow Ben Foster?

Yesterday, in central Oxford, I bumped into a friend called Chris Turner. Today, in almost the same spot, I bumped into the former head chef of my old college, one Gary Bailey.

P.S. I am now (genuinely) panicking, having addressed him as Gary Bailey, that he is fact called Gary Walsh. I know he shared a name with a former Manchester United goalkeeper, but which one?